Ahhh retirement!

Just the other day, I finally got fed up. I’d taken all I could stand, and I wasn’t gonna take any more. My face like a steaming stewed tomato, I marched right up to my Boss, stuck my finger right between his eyes and chewed him a fresh new one.

“I’ve just about had enough, you son of a bitch!” I snarled. “You got me up at six-thirty the other morning to go the doctor for an eight a.m. appointment! You know I don’t get up ’til…